"Ah, Andy! I love that guy and I'm not afraid to show it."

"So, if you don't get a visa, I'll marry you. Then you can stay."

"My mom asked how she could help, but she's already married.... So i guess she can't."

"I got a visa! I'm going to frame it! but first I'm going to make copies and put your names on it too."

"I was praying for the back of your head the whole time."

"Alexis is cross dressing?"

"Now, use your words."

"There's a turkey the size of my roommate on our terrace..."

Quotes from my 55 year old male Croatian friend:

"It's only time!" in response to my suggesting that he doesn't need to fix something that we are going to replace anyway

"Open! Off! For safety! Seguridad! Segurno!" repeat this 10 times, notice the three languages. in reference to saftey on an exposed electical wire

"Ah, you make good pie. You know what we say in Croatia? When woman can make good pie, she can then get married." raised eyebrows and a wink

somebody's pants are going to get peed tonight...

Feeling Lost

Person 1: “So this guy had all these verses or whatever on his stick, and…”
Person 2: confused “Huh? His stick?”
Person 3: with a knowing nod “They were on an island. Their plane crashed.”
Person 2: still skeptical “Oh… Continue.”

"Ugh. These pretzels are gross."
"Yeah, I don't know why we buy them."
"I think they kinda taste like mold."
"Let me try one.... Yuck."
next line said simultaneously by two girls
"We can feed them to the boys." "We can feed them to the birds."

Person 1: The dung smell is almost gone.
Person 2: You said dung.
Person 3: I haven't used that since 4th grade.
Person 1: What do you want me to call it?!
Person 2: Poo!
Person 3: Crap. That's a whole lot of liquid poo coming out of that tractor.
Notice person 2 and person 4 no longer add to the conversation as they are struggling to breath laughing so hard.
Person 1: You can smell the difference. It's not human, so you don't say "poo." It smells more like cow poo, chicken poo, sheep poo maybe, not horse poo, therefore it is called dung.
Person 3: I'm glad we're defining what kind of poo that was so we can tell the story later.

"I think it's SO WEIRD that kids grow inside people's stomachs."

“What are baby lambs called?”
pause
“You ARE Jessica Simpson!”

"I'm about to get a crush on one of the ECCU guys!" roommate calling about bank account
whispers away from microphone "Nevermind. He's like a dad."

"How many camels do you think we can get for Sunny in Morocco?"
"Oh, I bet we can get 40!"
"If we steal her back, we can sell her multiple times."
"That's what we're doing then. We could keep the camels under the stairs in the apartment, a great ministry tools! Oh yeah, we're coming back to Rijeka with 100 camels."

"You ladies know that all of you have to dye your hair blonde like Sunny's so we can sell you in Morocco, right?"

"Oh we met on coffee after an unsuccessful-MUP-going." A Croatian friend coining a phrase for our MUP interactions

"There's some bunching going on!"

After describing a series of text-message-related mishaps and frustrations:
"...then I put on some Incubus and started writing emails to supporters."

Via text message:
"I'm realy don't ineteresting for all that what are you talking to me. Please stop send message to me and don't borow me any more!"

Person #1: "I'm gonna go spend time with Jesus..." Pronounced española style = Hey-soos.
Person #2: "Who's heysoos?"
Person #1: "The neighbor kid."
Person #3: "Um, he means Jesus."
Person #2: "...I'm such a loser."

*Person #2 is the only person on our team who speaks Spanish.

"Speaking of bodily functions, Andy got pooped on today!"


"Hey will you guys bring ice cream cones back for us?"
"Yeah, will you please?"
"But my hands will get cold!"
"Allison, we're doing this event on sacrifice!"


"People find my blog by searching for young girls in underwear..."


"You should really see LOST, it's like crack cocaine."


A group text to all the women on the team:
"Do you think beards are hot?"
Responses:
"LOL, depends on the guy, but I'm rather fond of goatees."
"Yeah, I think beards are hot."
"Ha ha, um, not really."
"Ha ha only crazy mountain man beards that could potentially be used to conceal a medium sized cat (wow talk about stuff on my cat) or perhaps braided back up into the sideburns. Seriously though it depends on the person. I'll go with a tentative yes."

"So I have a question, would this be considered inappropraite touching?" (hand rubbing on shoulder)
"Um.. ya I'm pretty sure it would be..."

"Oh man, did you guys just look over here?"
"Yes, but we averted our eyes quickly so we didn't really see anything."
"I would say I'm sorry, but I'm not really.. A lot of leaves went down my pants.."
"I don't think leaves can go down your pants if your pants have fallen down. I think they are just on your butt.."

"Well, I touched her butt, and that wasn't against team norms."
"Maybe team norms need to be more specific..."

"You're hot... I'm sure he notices that tall latte coming in from time to time."

"Why did you stop kissing me?"
"Um, there is a large banana to our left."