"So I have a question, would this be considered inappropraite touching?" (hand rubbing on shoulder)
"Um.. ya I'm pretty sure it would be..."

"Oh man, did you guys just look over here?"
"Yes, but we averted our eyes quickly so we didn't really see anything."
"I would say I'm sorry, but I'm not really.. A lot of leaves went down my pants.."
"I don't think leaves can go down your pants if your pants have fallen down. I think they are just on your butt.."