"Ah, Andy! I love that guy and I'm not afraid to show it."

"So, if you don't get a visa, I'll marry you. Then you can stay."

"My mom asked how she could help, but she's already married.... So i guess she can't."

"I got a visa! I'm going to frame it! but first I'm going to make copies and put your names on it too."

"I was praying for the back of your head the whole time."