[strange noises]
"He's a bigger baby elephant."
[very quiet strange noises]
"I'm a newborn baby elephant."


"Now that the men carry purses, we can wear tight pants like Sara and have them carry our stuff!!"


"Ladies, do you want to put your cameras in Andy's purse?"


"The bags at the market are all big and bedazzled."
"Huh, I thought they were kind of grumpy and plain."
[confused pause]
"The bags?"
"Oh! No, I was talking about the old ladies..."


"Want to know my favorite word? POSAO!!!!!"


"What are the three things you want to do before you end your life?"
(A helpful note on planning your suicide, courtesy of the STINT Playbook.)