You know you are old when you can say this...

"Back years and years ago... well, it was actually back in the depression era..."

- direct quote from my grandpa starting a story

Student Quotes

"He's really keen to save me"- One student about another

"My home environment is not very, um, Jesus-friendly"

This pillow is all up in my business! - while trying to squish on the couch to see the computer screen.

When John comes back he's going to have four needy women to deal with... - a male student

No Joke

"Hey, when you are walking back here from parking the car can you stop at home and grab paper towels and cleaner? There is a big pile of poop in the room and no I am not kidding."

MSU says goodbye...

Guy #1: "Alright, we need to go catch the bus now. Everyone line up for hugs, guys over here, girls over there. Okay, you two start..."
People rotate through giving hugs and saying good-bye, kind of awkwardly like two sports teams after a game.

Guy #2- Breaking the silence, implying it's time to head out: "Well..."

Guy #3- With a shrug and a sheepish grin: "Round two?"

ok, i'm resurrecting this thing!

"Wait, so who does Taylor like???"
"Well, Isaac and Conrad are taken...there's a 20% chance it could be you..."

"How easy is it to get meth around here?"

The Bible is like drugs! I just can't get enough of it.- Croatian student