Wednesday, June 13, 2007

You know you are old when you can say this...

"Back years and years ago... well, it was actually back in the depression era..."

- direct quote from my grandpa starting a story

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Student Quotes

"He's really keen to save me"- One student about another

"My home environment is not very, um, Jesus-friendly"

Sunday, April 22, 2007

This pillow is all up in my business! - while trying to squish on the couch to see the computer screen.

When John comes back he's going to have four needy women to deal with... - a male student

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

No Joke

"Hey, when you are walking back here from parking the car can you stop at home and grab paper towels and cleaner? There is a big pile of poop in the room and no I am not kidding."

Monday, March 26, 2007

MSU says goodbye...

Guy #1: "Alright, we need to go catch the bus now. Everyone line up for hugs, guys over here, girls over there. Okay, you two start..."
People rotate through giving hugs and saying good-bye, kind of awkwardly like two sports teams after a game.

Guy #2- Breaking the silence, implying it's time to head out: "Well..."

Guy #3- With a shrug and a sheepish grin: "Round two?"

Sunday, March 25, 2007

ok, i'm resurrecting this thing!

"Wait, so who does Taylor like???"
"Well, Isaac and Conrad are taken...there's a 20% chance it could be you..."

"How easy is it to get meth around here?"

Friday, March 09, 2007

The Bible is like drugs! I just can't get enough of it.- Croatian student